Friday, November 12, 2010

Interviews: Funny Cover letters

Here are some of the amazing cover letters I've received alongwith the candidates' resume...

Dear Recruiter:

I fully meet or exceed all the requirements of the Business Analyst position, and
I am pleased to apply for it. My resume follows this letter.
Here are my key qualifications for the position:

Business Analyst Experience (Strongly Preferred)

Applicant's Cover Letter:
I, the undersigned am writing this letter to seek an opportunity in Your company

I understand that working for your organization requires a candidate who is team oriented and is able to deal with people in various departments. I am confident that I possess these skills, which will help me to perform the job efficiently and effectively.

My self VEERESH.D.C young dynamic completed MBA in ( HR & Marketing)with 68% ,
interested in any kinds of job related to HUMAN RESOURCE/Marketing .

completed B.Sc (PCM) with 66%

I completed some of the typing courses.
English/kannada 30-60 words per min.evern more when i got grip in typing.

I am data entry operator, knows all basics of computer from ms office to internet.

As my resume reveals, I have a Bachelors in Manufacturing Science and engineering.

Review of my credentials will confirm that I am capable of serving as the catalyst for achieving revenue objectives and organic growth through effective contributions

With the competition in the IT industry more intense than ever, it's become increasingly clear that the businesses which survive will be those who can maximize the effectiveness of their business processes, policies and information systems. That's what I'd like to do as a business analyst for your organization.

In today’s fast paced world, things change at the blink of an eye. It takes a confident, dynamic, intelligent and diligent personality to look obstacles in the eye and beat them. I am geared up for the challenges ahead. My educational background combined with my forward looking and positive approach would invariably help me in delivering consistent results.

My solid technical experience and academic backup will make me, I do firmly believe, an ideal candidate for this position.

From my resume, i am enthusiatic the about the fine carrier of you organisation.i am optimist to find me in you organisation for the post of Business analyst.
i mighty be good intelligent but hard working and honest .

i am waiting for kind information.
With kind regrades

Respected Sir,
Your prophetic evaluation of the candidature could find a place for the right person in your organization. Bearing the intrinsic qualities like creativity, adaptability, job commitment and communication of skill I can render the best service to your organization in carrying the mission of your company

Amazing People :)

1 comment:

Cover letter format said...

Ashutosh, that was very humorous. Thanks for sharing.